#Also cause I just got mad about every character ever having usually having perfect teath
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multifandom-nerds-blog · 12 days ago
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Street-rat Kallus believer but Ezra finds out soon after Zero hour (idk how) and they get kinda competitive about it. Meanwhile the rest of the specters keep getting more worried.
Also HC that Kallus has dental bridges cause dental hygiene/health care is probably terrible in Corruscants lower levels.
Ezra: Check this out. I once got decked in the face and a part of my back tooth broke off. (Opens mouth, trying to show the back of his mouth.)
Kallus:....
Kallus: (Takes out his dental bridges)
Ezra: Oh screw you.
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-On the Ghost at dinner (Zeb dragged Kallus to be there)
Ezra: I sometimes fished food from the trash. Honestly, you just have to cut off the moldy parts, really. People are so wasteful sometimes.
Kallus: I agree.
Ezra: So what weird things did you eat?
Kanan: Could you guys not do this at dinner?
Kallus: Anything digestable really. It helped me in the ISB's anti posion training, I think.
Ezra: Oh yeah? I also once drank 5 month old expired blue milk.
Saban: Well that explains a lot about you. Also disgusting.
Ezra: Hey!
Kallus: One day I was so thirsty I ended up drinking water from a muddy puddle.
Zeb: You did wh-
Ezra: How was it muddy. I thought Corruscants ground is all covered in metal.
Kallus: Well it was a liquid.
Everyone:....
Kallus: I also passed out and woke up a few hours later being high. So there might have been some spice or so in it.
Hera:... Well I'm done with eating for today.
Kanan: Yeah, me too.
Sabine: Same.
Ezra: More for me!
Zeb:...
Zeb: I'm not gonna complain about your coffee consume anymore.
Kallus: (slightly confused) Okay...?
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